Anything that Jessica says or does that cannot be explained reasonably. A made up word, or questionable action.
The girl not being able to count to three, did a jessicaism.
Running down the halls singing is a jessicaism.
Running down the halls singing is a jessicaism.
by Jessica shoeless April 3, 2008
Get the Jessicaism mug.A Jessicaism is the tradition of saying on New Year's Day any thing one is doing for the first time that year
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" This is the first time I've had coffee all year"
"This is the first time I've showered all year"
"This is the first time I've checked my messages all year"
For example:
" This is the first time I've had coffee all year"
"This is the first time I've showered all year"
"This is the first time I've checked my messages all year"
A Jessicaism is when your friend says in New Year's : This is the first time I've talked to you all year.
by Queen Crone December 31, 2018
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The part of your pants or shorts around the crotch and zipper where excess zipper and fabric material fold outward forming a bulge, resembling a mountain, or even a boner; though both males and females are often victims of jessica's mountain. Jessica's mountain can usually be seen when one is sitting down.
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Oh damn, I got JessicaSlumberParty'd and my mom came in. She's taking me to counseling every week now.
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“I can’t stop staring at pictures of Derek Shepherd. I must be dereksexual.”
“I can’t stop staring at pictures of Derek Shepherd. I must be dereksexual.”
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