Jessieville School District is a very small and
cute school in the town of Jessieville, Arkansas. The entire district can fit in their tornado shelter, which doubles as the space for events such as proms and other formal dances, to which the
girls can often be seen wearing cowboy boots under the multiple layers of tulle. Their athletics are good for the school's size, but often the athletes get away with anything, something that should be amended before the commoners revolt, tearing the
mullet patriarchy to its knees.
Jessieville School is a close knit community. Everyone
will know if you need something- say, if there's been a bad thing happened to your
family and you need some extra support- but then again, everyone knows everything.
In addition to this, Jessieville School District has some of the kindest teachers you
will meet.
Though Jessieville School District is sometimes passed over and relentlessly bullied by the general public as well as the students who attend, there is something charming about knowing that there are
people who care about you and your education. You can spot a Jessievilly by their blue shirts and the way they look with disdain and things that are
purple and/or gold.
Go Lions!
Oh, him? He goes to Jessieville School District! No wonder he crinkled his nose when he heard this was a no-truck parking zone.
Jessieville School District is getting some renovations. It's about
time they fixed those stairs!
I'm so glad we go to school at Jessieville School District. Isn't it
nice that we can see our elementary school teachers even as seniors in
high school? I sure love the feeling of knowing we're home.
I sure do miss Sugar! She was such a sweet dog, such a golden addition to the Jessieville School District campus.
Have you ever driven past the Jessieville School District? It's the cute one across from that place we always get
catfish. What's it called? The Hut? The Cabin? Oh wait, I think it was The Shack!
