Jersey Whore

A girl from the state of New Jersey who is a whore.

That girl was such a Jersey Whore.

by You make me miserble June 17, 2008

New Jersey Train Wreck

A situation that occurs when I group of guys get together to gang-bang a girl, but the girl leaves right as the event is starting. The guys then end up fucking each other instead.

Me and my boys were going to run train on this bitch, but she bolted and we ended up in a New Jersey train wreck.

by Lumberjack80 November 3, 2007

Jersey Floor

When a floor is so overcrowded with trash that it almost resembles the Jersey Shore.

Mom- Billy, go clean your room. It looks like a Jersey Floor.
Billy- That was Harsh, mom.

by La Araña Discoteca June 4, 2011

New Jersey Soap Pump

The act of one man ejaculating onto the palm of another man, who then uses the seamen to lube his penis during masturbation. This is commonly used in saunas for when gay men arn't ready to get it on.

After dozens of New Jersey Soap Pumps, everyones prostate was aflame, but the night had only begun.

by Hummus43 August 30, 2011

Jersey

The best mother fuckin state in the country. If you think you're tough go to Camden or JC, we'll see what's up. Only the strong survive in this state biatch.

you ain't shit unless you from Jersey, we don't take nothin' from nobody.

by Phat Tony April 27, 2006

New Jersey

noun

(see shithole)

Wow, this shithole reminds me of New Jersey!

by Foznots November 1, 2009

the name Jersey

The best female human being you will posibly ever meet.

The name Jersey is a pleasant name.

by The Best definition maker January 28, 2018