Itchy Jaffas

Ur bollocks need a good scratching!!! Or u have sumthing worng with them UUURGGH

ooooooooooooooooo Itchy Jaffas

by Tom Stallard February 19, 2003

Itchy Bugs

A random itch that pops up anywhere, especially when one is concentrating or trying to get to sleep.

Girl: Baby, why can't you sit still on the couch during the movie?

Boy: I don't know, I keep having these little annoying itches everywhere! And the more I ignore them, the more they keep popping up!

Girl: Oooh, you got itchy bugs!

by Iso Wetoddid February 5, 2008

Itchybollockitus

when boxers are caught in the scrotum and it becomes violently itchy

guy1: bro, i've go Itchybollockitus
guy2: cuz thats nasty!

by Hussain M February 11, 2009

Itchtasy

The feeling of intense pleasure at having an irritating or intense itch satisfyingly scratched - usually by someone else.

Jason went into extreme itchtasy from his girlfriend's freshly manicured nails on his dry skin.

by TGAP Dad April 27, 2010

Itchy Backitis

The sudden onset of an itch on ones back. May be random or caused by an action. The only known cure is immediate scratching by one's significant other.

I was enjoying a TV show when I was confronted by suddenly having itchy backitis.

by Dr. Vanostron May 15, 2014

Itchy Tokyo

When you get crabs from a Japanese Prostitute dressed as an animal character.

Damn, Sailor Moon gave me a serious itchy tokyo.

by fuzzyhead January 13, 2015

itchy ass syndrome

most itchy asses are the result of either rubbing toilet paper too hard or poor hygiene like going to bed with a sweaty crack. wash it before bed and go easy on it when cleaning and itchy ass will go away.

my itchy ass syndrome is better now that i keep it clean

by juansheeet March 5, 2017