internets

the currency used on the internets.

'i paid bob twenty internets because he posted a pic of epic lulz'

by ccaptainpoopypants April 5, 2008

Internet Bisexual

1) One who frequents forums, chatrooms, or other online communities and doesn't take long to mention pointedly that he/she is a proud bisexual. The bisexual then relishes the attention from said community's more gullible and/or pathetic members. Internet Bisexuals are usually female, or males posing as females for attention.

2) By extension, anyone who lies about being bisexual or exaggerates sexual deviance for recognition or to fill a vacuum in personality.

"ZOMG where do you girls live? You should all throw on some schoolgirl outfits and come on down. We'll have ourselves a ball. ;-) <3 <3 ..."

by GMB October 9, 2004

internet meme

A short phrase, picture, or combination of the two that gets repeated in message boards and Barrens chat for far, far longer than anything ever ought to be. Imagine a small child being surprised by a jack-in-the-box every single time the toy springs out and you'll have a fairly good idea of what the collective internet considers witty.

"Chuck Norris kicked a man so hard that it cured cancer!"
"Wow, all your base are belong to Chuck Norris!!"
"Jesus Christ it's an internet meme get in the car!"
"ROFL :)"

by xqby June 24, 2008

gentlemans' special interest

porn

porn" is a very subjective term, it's "gentlemans' special interest

by Fnorder June 19, 2010

internet

Every lazy student's friend.

The Internet is to plagiarism what crack is to violent, glassy-eyed babbling. --Suck.com

by Witness10mm October 10, 2005

person of interest

1) Someone who isn't a suspect in a crime, but just in consideration.

2) Someone you find attractive, you may try to go and get with, but you only have mild feelings for that person.

1) The man who lived two blocks from the scene was a person of interest in the case.

2) Marty: Hey, that girl over there look good, you gonna ask her out?

Daro: Nah, right now she's only a person of interest.

by JorBallantine February 11, 2007

Internet Male Syndrome

A Male Internet user who tries to distinguish himself as a picky opinionated person, especially in the field of observing women. When in actuality they are very desperate for women, and would fuck anything. Also said male is typically very unattractive himself.

It was obvious Trevor had Internet Male Syndrome when he observed a semi attractive girl and immediately disregarded her as hideous, despite her being out of his league

by BrettRobb July 10, 2007