Apple socks

A woman's breasts that sag down and look like an apple in a tube sock is attached to her chest.

So I went home with this MILF last night and she had herself some apple socks.

by Noot Noot July 24, 2011

sock heaven

When you put two socks into the washer but only 1 sock comes out. The other sock is forever lost, never to be matched again. It went to "Sock Heaven"

Mom where is my other sock? I don't know I put the pair in the washer, the other sock must have went to "Sock Heaven"

by Jussme42 January 08, 2016

Canoe Sock

1. Excessively large foreskin

2. Section of foreskin that remains covering tip of penis, either partially or completely (no show canoe sock), when fully erected.

His canoe sock catches a ton of lint.

by Srfnbtrfly May 15, 2020

toe sock

socks that you individually put on your toes to keep them warm when they are cold

wow, these toe socks really keep me warm

by sir Charles Shrek the 1st July 18, 2020

Silk Sock

A smooth, non-ribbed condom.

She won’t let me do her unless I’m wearing a silk sock.

The silk sock feels for lifelike.

by Eaton Holgoode February 05, 2018

Snowmaker's Sock

A term referring to masturbation, usually in a derogatory manner. Refers to the male practice of jerking off in a sock.

In order to not make a mess of his bedspread, Snowmaker used snowmaker's sock to catch his load

by snowmaker6969 April 12, 2011

sock poopet

When you take a shit into a sock, then masterbate with said sock.

Couldn't find my pocket pussy, so I made a sock poopet.

by Bulletnhiney April 16, 2021