Tub n' Toke

Smoking marijuana whilst taking a bubble bath. The Tub n' Toke is the only think more relaxing than a shower beer.

Keisha (in a new england accent): Wanna relax with a showah beer?
Ralphie: no lets draw a bath, and Tub n' Toke
Ms. Frizzle: Seatbelts everyone!

by Creator of the Shower Beer February 26, 2014

Jittcuzzi Tub of Cumception

A man loads his semen into the jacuzzi jets before turning on the tub. The next unassuming woman to take a relaxing bath will be bombarded with the man’s jitt (hense jittcuzzi). The sloor may later becum pregnant from the jacuzzi jets firing the jizz into her cooch, like that of a cannonball shooting out of a cannon.

Disclaimer: Not recommended in Alabama

Caitlin Jenner: Took a nice bubble bath in my neighbor’s hot tub last night. It was hella relaxing.

Pimp: Bitch, hope you wasn’t in a Jittcuzzi Tub of Cumception. Them shits will get you preg af. Worst thing is, if you is in Alabamer, they gon’ make you keep the baby. Unless you wanna go to jail and get pounded by Sandusky type mofos and shit like that.

by Stoney69 May 16, 2019

tub..boo

SAWG PERSON THATS A TIKTOKER

TUB..BOO MARRY ME

by Royal.Leah September 2, 2021

Tubbed

Lights. Camera. Blackout.
When an individual is past the functioning blackout phase of drinking.

“Dude, Steve and Stacy were tubbed last night. I found them passed out in a bush.”

“Let’s get tubbed tonight.”

by skankysteve10 June 17, 2021

Poor man's hot tub

Shower

Damn it feels great to hit up the poor man's hot tub "shower" and relax after a day on the mountain.

by SkiLifeSpecial December 23, 2019

Tub-ass

When a person is extremely obese. Like their ass is the size of a tub.

Becky to Amanda: You see Lucy over there?
Amanda: Omg yes girl, she is such a tub-ass.
Lucy: Who you calling a tub-ass, bitch?

by longdonglee January 10, 2025

Tub Tuff

when ur girlfriend in da bath and she invite u in with her den y’all fuck

Girl: “wanna do some tub tuff ;)”
Guy: “hell yeah count me in!”

by RapingKids May 25, 2024