A creepy pervert that looks at you like you are on the menu and like he/she would like to lick the front and back of a spoon clean after sampling a steaming heaping spoon full of poop from your butt. A freak that has a spoon fetish, and a staring problem.
"He just loves his peanut butter like a Spoon Licker. That old Spoon Licker wants a taste of you. Are you on the menu? Because that Spoon Licker can't take his eyes off of you.
by Joe Hucklebuckle April 28, 2009
"I really like having my boyfriends nasty feet against the back of my head as we are 69 spooning while sleeping (or having sex)."
by Hannawana April 17, 2007
On forums when some one posts something unbelievable, you say spoon pics, and they have to post a picture of the event with a spoon somewhere in it.
by TheManAustin September 11, 2009
by Port5 October 24, 2009
by his lover mutha fucker! December 11, 2010
it's a verb..to shank?
basically when somebody is really pissed off enough to want to stab somebody repeatedly with a spoon
basically when somebody is really pissed off enough to want to stab somebody repeatedly with a spoon
me: Holy shit, she's so mad! Dude, she's gonna fucking shank me with a spoon i swear to god...you gotta hide me!
kachine: Evasive maneuver number 225
(next day)
kachine: Where's lauren?
layne: she got shanked with a spoon
kachine: oh, fuck.
kachine: Evasive maneuver number 225
(next day)
kachine: Where's lauren?
layne: she got shanked with a spoon
kachine: oh, fuck.
by shnookers May 20, 2008