Hoped

To have combustible Anal sex with a hot “goth chick” while blasting Heavy Metal.

I hoped hope last night!! Rock on!!

by Le Domoington May 30, 2023

hoeda

Hoeda is soda for hoes. We hoes like bubbly non-beer drinks, such as champagne, spritzers, and wine coolers, that are looked down upon by bourbon and beer types. Bonus points for inclusion in the hoeda category if a drink is cheap and you're sloppy.

"What other drinks should we take to go tubing, some people hate beer?" "Whatever, just some decent hoeda, as long as it's cold."

by jaxon jonson May 30, 2023

Hoedini

A prostitute that vanishes gets the money up front and vanishes.

Me: Mike, I brought a prostitute back home last night, and after she got her money, she disappeared.

Mike: That was no prostitute. That was a Hoedini.

by Somewhat Schizo June 17, 2023

hoedealins

Hoedealins: hoe-deal-ins
When you are dealing with a hoe. When a hoe is up to no good or you yourself are being the hoe and now you gotta deal with all these hoes.

Brennan showed up late today for work a gain, and you wanna know why? "Asked Joey"
Hoedealins ! The boy is dealin with all these hoes!

by Joeyscoop August 14, 2023

hoed

When a hoe steals your kill in an online game and doesn't even apologize for it.

Ahmed: wow I was about to get a kill but Greg stole it, I got hoed!

by Subhani September 30, 2023

Hoedownsgap

Hoedownsgap means to read

I hoedownsgap a book today

by Hoedownsgap October 22, 2023

hoedunk

Anyone who plays the stumpf fiddle.

What a hoedunk. She plays the stumpf fiddle.

by stumpy201 December 14, 2023