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hot pockets and mountain dew

hot pockets and mountain - food choice of

Jr high / middle school students, high school students,

Neckbeards, people that play xbox live , stoners and

30 to 40 year old virgins.

And less we forgot the really young sons of single mothers.

Doritos are a bonus and a side dish
Same as capri sun
It's cheap and easy !
Hi my name is Matthew and I like hot pockets and mountain dew, xbox live and Doritos.
by Blu_leef January 15, 2024
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Aussie Hot Pocket

Is that act of shoving kangaroo shit up your partners ass, then proceed to tap that ass
We went out to eat then snuck in the zoo to do a Aussie Hot Pocket! Best first date ever!
by Le Sex Furguson IV October 8, 2020
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cuernavaca hot pocket

The mexican version of Alabama hot pocket (i.e. shitting on a woman's vagina and having sex with it), but with additional hot sauce and tequila while the woman bites on a piece of lemon. It is very popular in Cuernavaca
"aaaaayyyy que rico, my boyfriend gave me a cuernavaca hot pocket."
by Jise9984 December 14, 2017
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Alabama hot pocket

"I fell asleep eating an Alabama hot pocket" they dare me to search this up bung them
by Sussy bussy sinhala sus May 16, 2023
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Hot pockets

The area between a woman's thigh and vagina. Small indention in upper thigh that covers vagina keeping it hot.
That thick girls hot pockets make her pussy so hot!!!
by Nightwolf5525 July 26, 2017
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Hot pocket

Vaginal cavity, pussy,slit,....also see cock pocket
That dame let me alllll up in the hot pocket without the crisping sleeve my dude
by Printisdead502 February 8, 2020
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curly hot pocket

When you and a woman are fucking and you cut off some pubes put them in her vagina then eat her out.
Guy 1: I gave a curly hot pocket to Jessica
Guy 2: Nice dude
by Pervertedgamer0 April 21, 2017
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