No your a hooker

Common phrase said in place of a your mom or stuff like that, it comes from the movie Grandmas Boy.

Jeff: I hate you.
Phil: No your a hooker.

by Dylan Elmore December 9, 2007

hook up

1) to get together with someone with the intention of dating or having sexual relations with them.

2) to meet up with someone to hang out.

3) to "hook someone up" means to provide that person with some kind of item or service, often of an illegal nature.

1) "I hooked up with my girlfriend when she used to live next door to me."

2) "We'll hook up with you guys later at Cassidy's."

3) "Hook me up with an Alpine sometime if you can."

by hipster May 1, 2006

fish hook

when you're getting head from a chick and you have a dick piercing. just before you blow you catch the piercing onto her cheek and reel 'er in and watch her squirm and squeal. that is what i call "catch of the day"

Man, last night I fish hooked this bitch last night and damn that was a good catch.

by Ala Boody Jude September 24, 2007

hook dick

when your penis while erect makes a hook shape because it leans to one side

girl, my man is like captian hook, in the pants that is.

by Rick March 12, 2003

hooker's breakfast

Coffee and a cigarette.

In the sweltering heat, there's no appetite for anything but a hooker's breakfast.

by Wordsmith1976 May 2, 2006

webcam hooker

1. Normally a female, that will show herself naked on a webcam, but only if the price is right
2. opp. of Internet Slut

Last night I spent $20 on a webcam hooker, because I couldn't find an internet slut.

by RSU January 3, 2006

Hooker

Conviently located and economically priced sex workers

After 37 years of being poor and a virgin I finally walked to the street corner and payed for a hooker to come back to my place

by Straightouttact August 4, 2009