The Macombie Homie

Often times, individuals in their 20's and 30's who grew up and currently reside in the Macomb, IL area are referred to as a "Macombie Homie" by out-of-townies; or those from either the urban Chicago area or those residing a few hours away from Macomb. What more clearly defines a Macombie Homie is the high level of education, unemployment, and their friendships/love life.

1. Macombie Homies are smart as hell. They have to have a bachelor's degree to survive in a town where college kids possess most of the jobs that were available.

2. A Macombie Homie may be exceptionally bright, but they have a very hard time obtaining a job. Due to efficiency and a forced 24 hr work schedule with the increase of communication technology, less jobs are available for the Homies. Most Macombies will be forced to work with a less than desirable job despite the pride they may have with possessing a higher education.

3. Macombie Homies have an interesting social life. For these individuals, they find their friendships at bars. The town is boring usually at night. So Macombie Homies blend in with college/older folk by altering physical appearances and being exceptionally skilled in the bedroom. (They become masters of sex, nerdy videogames, and everything awesome!!)

One Macombie Homie can be seen frequenting a particular bar by himself: Within the night, he will be approached and flirted with by ten women--and will be continued to be surrounded by women that do or don't know him. About fifteen guys will approach him to shake his hand/ pat him on the back, buy him a drink, and try to hit on the women around him. He always sits alone and keeps to himself, yet always ends up conversing with a variety of individuals (getting quite a few laughs in with them), and usually leaves alone with a warm and deep expression in his face. A few believe he is a secret agent. Many women think he's really "sexy", "funny", and "a real mystery". Often times they will take two or three glances at him before sitting next to him and starting a conversation with him. Guys think "he's fucking awesome" or "that badass motherfucker", or "the guy that always has eye candy surrounding him" The Macombie Homie always has a backstory about their life and will share bits and pieces of their experience in town, along with their skillsets.

by /> October 12, 2014

homie hoper

A girl who goes from one homie to the other in a matter of days to weeks

Amanda was just with Brian 3 days ago now shes with his bestfriend Adam next week she'll be with Adams bestfriend shes such a homie hoper

by Beast hoodrat February 20, 2017

Homie Squad

An adjective that means Badass, Kickass, and of Course Homie Squad

That kitchen is pretty Homie Squad.

Germany is really Homie Squad.

FC Bayern München is way more Homie Squad than FC Barcelona.

by Homie Exotic June 10, 2017

homi-sui

slang for homicide-suicide, in which someone kills a person and then kills themself.

when you slur your words like that, it makes me wanna homi-sui.

by ZiggyBiggNutts January 13, 2011

Homie K

The best person who is the coolest and overall just is the best person ever!

Just the nicest,best person in the world

by Homie T April 15, 2005

homie fund

A homie fund is miscellaneous or serendipitous money you find throughout your life that you share and spend on your homies when you hang out or see them.

Wow! Where did that $20 dollars come from.. gotta put that into the homie fund!

by Omphaloskepsi January 13, 2016

sup homie

neo medival expression dating back to the ealrly 1200's meaning hello night we must go to the catapults and sack those eveil nuns.

"tis now we must go, sup homies to the catapults, tis for god we must die,Sup homie, Sup homie's!!!!!"

by chocalate eater February 9, 2004