hamster grappling

The drunken art of fondling the old lady's fluff after coming home steaming.

"Gibbo was so drunk last night all he could do was lick his finger an attempt some hamster grappling"

by Bryz April 11, 2008

Hamster Skin Dick Cape

It is a common pet hamster, skinned and dried. The skin has a little cape mounted on the back, we leave the head in tacked, to wrest on the head of the penis. You can get a hockey helmet, safety hat, foot ball helmet, or a motocross helmet put on the hamsters head. They are socially accepted, so feel free to walk in public only wearing your hamster skin dick cape.

Yo man, you going to that HSDC party?
Whats that?
Its the "Hamster Skin Dick Cape" party!
That sick, of course im going! only the coolest people own a HSDC

by joe920joe October 17, 2011

Hapsa

Hapsa, a noun. Descriptive of the emotion an individual feels when he or she is happy and sad at the same time.

Man, Suzan was hapsa when she found out she was pregnant.

Dude 1: "How are you feeling"

Dude 2: "hapsa"

Dude 1: "Why?"

Dude 2: "I've got loads of free time, and I don't know what to do with, so I'm feeling a bit hapsa"

by Chocobuckerlover August 26, 2013

hampstead middle school

a bunch of fucking drama and the boys are douche bags in 7th grade

did you hear the drama at Hampstead Middle School?

by hjdkafbsjk March 21, 2016

mechanical hamster

A hamster that I own that is mechanical in nature. With a simple flick of a button it runs on its wheel or wherever you it wants. I does not gnaw incessantly on it's cage.

My mechanical hamster is collecting dust because I never use it.

by Toastmold January 19, 2004

Battle Hamster

A sex toy used mainly by males which battles its way into the rectum. Once there it causes a mixture of pleasure and pain for the rodent recipient.

I was shocked that my first time included a Battle Hamster, if the penis alone was not punishment enough; That Battle Hamster nearly ripped me to shreds.

by Rodent Features April 2, 2011

hamster stuffing

The sexual act of stuffing the females anus with Russian dwarf hamsters under the influence of Mary Jane. Immediately after this the male punches her in the vagina for maximum pleasure. It's advised that hamster food is inserted into both orifaces before this is initiated

So last night my girlfriend asked why I'd bought so many hamsters from the pet store
I guess she just wasn't ready for that hamster stuffing

by The hamster stuffer January 20, 2015