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A slang expression for getting insane.
The "happy meal" means here "insanity", the person is on the edge of being or getting insane. The most popular use of the term, when it wasn't coined by them, was in a episode of the Sci-Fi series Stargate.
O'Neill: Lose it. It means, go crazy... nuts... insane... bonzo... no longer in possessions of one's faculties... three fries short of a Happy Meal... WACKO!!
by borisbaran January 21, 2007
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Happy Safe

a greeting for close friends, like safe but make hand into a side on thumbs up (with thumb to the left) with right hand, then both twist clockwise simultaneously with friend to create thumbs up and say "happy safe" instead of "safe"
"happy safe meg"
"happy safe"
*create happy safe motion*

if your happy safe is rejected you must turn your thumbs up into a thumbs down
by Louiseoxford January 1, 2009
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Happy Handstand

Inhale marijuana , hold it, do a handstand, exhale after 5 seconds. Some people are unable to perform a handstand without the help of a wall or a friend. Happy handstands can be done with alcohol or drugs. For maximum highness inhale the cannabis while doing the handstand.
Duuude!, I just did a Happy Handstand. I'm so blown!! You have to try it!
by TheRealByronic August 4, 2010
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happy morning sitdown

A polite way of saying 'Taking a shit', used by a presenter on a London radio station.
How can people be happy in Australia, where you have to check the entire room before taking your happy morning sitdown?
by MisterLister November 8, 2010
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Happy Asshole

1. Term used to describe an individual who is so totally oblivious to the world surrounding him/her that he/she can totally fuck up whatever you were attempting to do at the same moment. Even though you were right there. In plain sight. Staring right at them. The whole time. See Example "A".

2. Term used to describe someone who has WAY too much fun doing the most fruitless of tasks. See Example "B".

3. That odd fellow who has been living in a van down by the river, living off government cheese, who thinks that life "Shoo don git nah bettah than dis! (cackle, cough, hack, and spit)" Also has a "Homemade Bait" stand on his front passenger seat. See Example "C".
Example A: As Ajax was attempting to pull up to the pump for gas, that Happy Asshole pulled in right in front of him, got out, gave Ajax a friendly wave, and began filling his own car up.

Example B:

Ajax: "Clarence sure loves mowing his lawn, he has been at it for hours!"

Joe: "Yeah, but his mower doesn't have any blades in it!"

Ajax: "What a Happy Asshole!" (Smiles and waves to Clarence, who is grinning like a man with tits in his hat)

Example C: C'mon, we all know that guy. He has that wonderful aroma of old cheese and cat urine wafting around him.
by Cradar131 August 5, 2012
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Happy Bidet

Comes from the sound of a Happy Birthday, shortened to Happy B-day. Since "b-day" is pronounced in the same way as "bidet", Happy Bidet is a humorous way of wishing someone a happy birthday.
- Isn't it your birthday today?
- Yes it is.
- Oh, Happy Bidet, mate!
by bijomaru78 June 12, 2018
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happy new nonce

Happy New Nonce means Happy New Year in the Uk. New nonce is part of the UK tradition and people often make new nonce resolutions.
I wish you a happy new nonce!
by tomprattx December 30, 2022
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