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Thirsty Hampster

The act of sucking someone off thru a sun roof
The male partner lays across the sunroof while is partner proceeds to top him off like a thirsty hampster
by The guy that saw tacos video February 27, 2024
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Dead Haps

Dead Happenings: Shorten to D.H. or Dead Haps, when said

1. Usually said when there isn't much to do, or going on.

2. An unfortunate turn of events

Originates from Sydney Australia
"Damn you got work tonight DH"

"Foods so cold cause they took their bloody time, DH"

"The Bottle shop already closed Dead Haps"
by TACOWASTAKEN December 11, 2024
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Alex Haesaert

A young chad like boy. He lives in Massachusetts and likes fortnite. Sometimes takes photos of people places and things. Goes to the gym and is absolutely positively chiseled
Here Comes that kid Alex haesaert what a guy.
by VonTrappington December 19, 2024
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 23, 2025
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New Hampshire

New Hampshire is a dumb state which likes to slander other states because they’re “DeMoCrAtIc!!!”

They believe in dogshit propaganda from the right all the time and they’re stupid. They believe Massachusetts is as fault for every crime known to man.

*Got into a car crash? IT’S MASS!*
*Amazing weather? NEW HAMPSHIRITE GODS GAVE IT TO US!*

Most New Hampshirites I’ve seen are adamant that their state is better than everyone else’s. They like to glaze their flag like as if it’s the best flag known to man despite it just being the dumb cliche of BLUE BACKGROUND WITH SEAL!!!

Atleast Massachusetts’ flag is unique.
Someone from Massachusetts: “Hello! How’s it going?”

Some Adamant Person from New Hampshire: “YOU SUCK AT EVERYTHING! GO SUCK YOUR DICK AT DRIVING! NEW HAMPSHIRE ON TOPPPPPP!!!”
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New Hampshire thornspike

the act of pulling your meat missle out of a drunk fat girls ass, still covered in shit. Meat missle is than abruptly rammed into your homies ass. This is usually performed at a bonfire full of drunk retards in New Hampshire
Bro last night was INSANE, my buddy buddy paid me 20$ to give the 300 pound torta at the bonfire a New Hampshire thornspike
by BungHoleLiqours6.8 March 7, 2026
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Double Happs

Yeah bro they’re basically a Gold/red packet of pure fuck yeah. They’re like, pretty fucking good. Heavenly. They are black market and you feel sneaky puffing on them. They make you get in touch with your Chinese side and taste mad. Very Australian, despite being as far from Australian as possible. Maybe the only Chinese thing that Aussies love.
Snippa: Oi bro, want a Manny?

John: fuck off cunt I will stick to my Double happs thank you!

Snippa: nahhh you never told me you had a pack of those tasty fuckers!
by Spuddy Bruv July 18, 2025
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