Big Bird Grenades

The outcome of the seventh apocolyptic unicorn rave. This happens once every thousand years when Obama remembers that we need change.

Person:Dude did you see that cat cross the street?

Other Person: Fer sure man

Person: Big Bird Grenades

by psudonomousbosch November 8, 2011

Hand Grenade

When wishing to impose justice on a woman, clench the fist as if to punch something. With the fingers of the other hand, slightly part the lips of the woman's vag and thrust the clenched fist deep inside. This is the hand grenade, and is used around the world to evoke a mixture of both pain and pleasure.

Marjory sat on Charles' lap whilst he tenderly stroked her soft blonde hair and nibbled her ear, then *BAM*...he hit her with the 'nade.

by Dom Spooner January 27, 2005

Granada

Stuck up, bitchy, “straight but willing to experiment”, rich, slut princesses (with the exception of the minority of genuine people) and many of the guys are self-centered egotistical testosterone filled jackasses with their heads shoved so far up their asses they can’t see anymore and can go fuck the horses they rode in on twice because they are chauvinistic, condescending, patronizing, manipulitive, imbroglio-causing, mannerless, naïve, pricks with no respect and it is disgusting how they treat women and think so highly of themselves…then again the way many of the girls around here act, they probably deserve it, if they’re not totally provoking them.

Many people use fake addresses to get into Granada High, a whack school filled with white people and asians.

"What school do you go to?"
"Granada"
::disgusted looks::

by Raul51490 January 5, 2007

Boise hand grenade

what monkeys in the zoo use for ammunition, often humans will toss one into the fan

He pissed me off so bad I'm gonna hit him with a Boise Hand Grenade!

by jay's idea March 10, 2007

Ham Grenade

Noun. An unattractive hambeast that goes clubbing with attractive women. The ham grenade 's pin will be pulled the second her more attractive friends attract male attention. Terrified of being forced to go home alone, the ham grenade will ruthlessly mock you, refuse to laugh at your jokes and generally do everything in her power to sabotage any would-be suitors. This is where a good wingman comes in. The wingman's job is to "throw himself" on the ham grenade ie sleep with her.

Man, did you see those girls last night? Nines and Tens round that whole table, dude. Pity they had a major league ham grenade in tow.

Naw dude, I scored one of those chicks. Miles was an awesome wingman to throw himself on that ham grenade like that.

Here's to Miles, you'll be missed buddy.

by BIllyoh! February 19, 2014

Puerto Rican Hand Grenade

A sexual act where Person A defecates into their own hand and throws it at Person B's face

Person A: I'm going to give you a Puerto Rican Hand Grenade.

Person B: Fuck that.

by NICK-P November 20, 2009

grenade launcher factory

an extremely ugly/obese girl that is completely unattractive who often hangs out with hot girls.

"yo do u wanna go talk to those hot girls over there?"

"nah dude cuz then one of us will have to get with the grenade launcher factory.

by cfash July 28, 2010