Potato Granny

A Milf so sexy she is hot as a hot potato

That potato granny that works is in accounts is as sexy as a hot potato

by Carlos de la Cerda December 9, 2021

Humbled Granny Style

An insult used when u have 10 more goals than someone in a game of fifa.

"Get humbled granny style kid"

by sidfaetoystory March 8, 2023

Joe Bald Headed Granny

It’s basically Joe Mama but on steroids. As in, that weird song…

Joe mama, Joe daddy, Joe bald headed granny, she mean, she lame, she needs some booty cream!

by koiboi2 May 17, 2022

bite your granny

Bite your Granny

Bite your Granny

by Debskelly1985 May 24, 2023

grannys tea towel holder

your asshole

by Clive October 8, 2003

Granky

The opposite of crispy. Incredible unnatractive. Guzzles Arnold Palmers by the gallon while listening to fighting songs. Has big goofy gauges in their ears.

1. Wow, I used to think that guy was pretty crispy, but he turned out to be totally granky.
2. Lets get out of here. There are way too many granky people here.

by Crispoi March 8, 2009

Grandy

The grandy is a highly deviant solo-sexual activity in which the (most commonly male) participant gives himself a handy after soaking his hand in water in order to develop wrinkles and simulate the tactile sensation of an old man or woman's hand.
The grandy can be used in conjunction with other common solo-sex acts committed mainly by men such as the stranger.

"I soaked my hands in my warm soapy tub for an hour in preperation for a kick-ass grandy."

by Panzerthrice October 13, 2008