Glocksmackled

A blowjob technique where the female is so shocked at the size, she struggles to perform said blowjob

Man: Well? are you going to do it?

Woman: I'm so sorry, I'm just..Glocksmackled..

by not dobby (totally) December 4, 2022

glockup

The action of shooting up a persons house or crib

“Yo lets Glockup Jared’s house”
“Yea it is gonna be an awesome prank”

by Sir Alex III November 1, 2023

bison glocks

Un esti de bombarde

Tu viens de lag un bison glocks?

by Grégule July 19, 2020

Glickershpeld

I feeling of severe exclusion imposed by your peers.

Liz may be super lonely-valentines-day, but at least she's not all glickershpeld like Kenzie, who doesn't get to go to the stuponfucious party.

by Erocksteady February 27, 2009

glookum

stringy, film like substance that comes off your hands when you rub them together. (dirt and sweat built up from the day that rubs off in clumps/strings)

I rub the glookum off my hands and put it in my schnauzer's food.

by Pookie Penguin September 19, 2015

Glonk

Does absolutely nothing and dies.

Man, I'm such a glonk today!

by Pussi_Power October 23, 2018

Glonkerkle

When you’re listening to a song that is really emotionally fitting, on a streaming service, and you are scrolling through your library and accidentally play another song, thus ruining the emotional connection.

Oh fuck. I was listening to “Solar Song” by Alcest, and I accidentally clicked on “Volcanic Birth” by Dragged Into Sunlight, and even though that song kicks absolute ass, I was in a great mood and alcest was much more fitting. I got Glonkerkle.

by I’m going to play guitardrums August 4, 2019