glass

Commonly used in science fiction as the act of destroying an entire planet through constant ordnance bombardment.

Reach was glassed by the Covenant. The Reapers are going to glass Thessia.

by ucantceeme December 1, 2011

Ben Folds glasses

1) Nerdy spectacles with thick black frames, sometimes held together by tape, like the glasses favored by nerd rock icon Ben Folds. Required dress for nerds, hipsters, nerdy hipsters, and hipster nerds.

2) Any nerdy eyewear worn for ironic effect

Person 1: What should I wear with my Ben Folds glasses to the concert tonight?
Person 2: How bout a geeky t shirt?

Girls always make passes when you wear Ben Folds glasses.

by rockindasuburbs May 11, 2010

glass piece

A pipe used for smoking marijuana made from glass. Glass pieces tend to be larger than normal pipes and most often have a choke on either side of the bowl.

JJ:Dude, char you got your glass piece?
Charlie:Fuk ya man were gonna get so fucked up tonite.

by DayDay October 20, 2004

Glass Bottom Blumpkin

The fine European art of performing the Glass Bottom Blumpkin includes 2 females, 1 male, and a roll of stick or non-stick saran wrap. The male receives a ravaging blow job from one female, whilst the other female, laying on her backside with her dome piece saran wrapped (stick or non-stick), places her face strategically under the male's external anal sphincter. As the male approaches the ultimate climax, he sprays his doo doo butter on the second females saran wrapped dome piece.

At a social event, Nathan explains to Hari last night's turn of events.
(Hari): Yo man what happened with those two bitches last night? Jill looked all disturbed this morning.
(Nathan): OH YEAH! That bitch and her friend gave me a Glass Bottom Blumpkin last night!
(Hari): NO WAY!
(Nathan): Yeah man, I put saran wrap on Jill's face and she laid down under my asshole, then, Pam gave me an amazing blow job while i shat immaculately on Jill's head.
(Hari):....

by Hari and Nathan September 6, 2007

toro glass

company that makes glass owned by one of the most talented blowers to date: JP Toro.

you see my new toro glass man?

my new fixed stem toro rips like a fucking animal man.

by burnallday420 July 28, 2009

Hipster Glasses

Also Known as Ben Folds glasses, those thick black frame spectacles. Often seen on the likes of Rivers Cuomo (weezer), Johnny Depp, Elton John, and obviously Ben Folds. Whether you need the glasses or not, you chose to wear them for indie cred.

Jock: Nice hipster glasses, nerd!
Nerd: They're specs!

by imthatawesome October 1, 2010

Glass house

A phrase to bring light to those who are being hypocritical.

Glass house: A term reminding hypocrites to shut the fuck up and jump off a bridge

"People who live in glasses houses should shut the fuck up"
-Anorak's Almanac from Ready Player One by Ernest Cline

by HomoBromo March 1, 2018