Gabe

A man thot that can’t be loyal and has a small ass dick. (Childish Hoe)

“Bruh Gabe is a fucking pussy” - Gerald
“Yea bruh he’s so childish” - Ronald

by Weonlytellthetruth March 13, 2019

gaberlunzie

A gaberlunzie is actually a wild sheepdog indigenous to dry arid regions of Oceania and New Zealand, mate!

"Fuck me, me gaberlunzie is goin' haywire, mate!"

by Mate May 13, 2005

Gabe

A beta male who has a 1 inch wonder. He is a mega fag and plays PUBG regularly.

Gabe? Oh I heard he is obsessed with Scott!

by Cool dawg 2000 June 5, 2018

Gabe Newell

Synonymous with "lazy fuck" or "that fat lazy fuck".

Q: Why is Steam so awful.
A: Gabe Newell

by ColonelSuckMeOff January 15, 2019

Gabe

a complete faggit...a midget
A.K.A. Halfsquat

You are such a Gabe

by Hugewenier October 7, 2009

Gabe

Long form: Gabriel.

A name given to guys by douchey religious parents. Generally causes said guys to go about their lives being tools and generally fucking things up. Other symptoms may include having no friends, being beaten up all the time, and having a small penis.

Similar to how chicks named Bertha will always be hugely fat.

Man, that Gabe kid is a total fuck up. What were his parents thinking when they named him that?

by hasdfkhakshdfklahsdkalhf October 24, 2011

Gabe Newell

A person who makes money off promoting terrorism in games like counter-strike and never goes to jail for it. They sell stickers and shit, don't you know. FBI and CIA like this.

- Gabe Newell is my role model

by Barkingdog June 4, 2023