"I don't think you should be hitting on them, they look like a royal flush."
"This is a royal flush household and thus sex is frowned upon."
"This is a royal flush household and thus sex is frowned upon."
by desertedsilk June 11, 2022
A thing in poker when you have the king, queen, jack, ace, and 10 and they're the same suit (diamonds, spades, clubs, or hearts). It's one of the best hands you can get.
by kevins5728 January 23, 2019
Yo Mr. White I did a royal flush earlier and I almost ascended.
Wr. White: Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?
Wr. White: Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?
by Dr_poo June 05, 2022
Cory told me that last night he totally courtesy flushed Miranda over a stolen bar glass and drank it.
by Evil eye ankle braclet January 04, 2025
A flush you perform in the middle of taking a shit so that the bathroom doesn't smell as bad for the next person who walks in, and also so you're less likely to clog the toilet while wiping.
by Overstored Milk March 08, 2024
BOB: Are you alright in there, Jeff?
JEFF: Leave me alone, I'm flushing the goldfish.
MABEL: I feel so rough after last night.
KAREN: Me too. I was flushing the goldfish until three in the morning.
JEFF: Leave me alone, I'm flushing the goldfish.
MABEL: I feel so rough after last night.
KAREN: Me too. I was flushing the goldfish until three in the morning.
by WhatTheYeet September 11, 2020
The white person version of Asian flush -- A debilitating array of symptoms white people experience when eating any spicy foods, including a running nose, tears, and the face turning red. A crippling, full-body experience caused by even little amounts of spice.
John was experiencing caucasian flush from the white bread, causing him to lay on the floor in the fedal position for 30-45 minutes.
by Mr. Statewide April 09, 2020