Flush the Duck

Taking a shit, then farting and flushing while still sitting on the can.

I tried to stop the smell, so I had to flush the duck...

by Radient May 28, 2018

The FLUSHED Room

a Discord server that wants to donate.
a Slack workspace that didn't donate, for plans.
a watermark that appears on loot999's YouTube.

Minh Khang: go to the flushed room
uwuKitten: okay ;)

by relaxedkaomoji December 22, 2021

taco flush

the act performed while having intercourse with a woman, where a man will begin to pee inside her

I was railing her from behind, but this beer was running right through me. So I gave her a taco flush

by Timmilicious87 April 19, 2015

Flushed the Mouse

Doing something not well, losing having a hard time. I.e. heard on the Tony Kornheiser Show

He went 0 for 4 at the plate last night. He really “flushed the mouse”. They really “flushed the mouse” when they lost by 31 points. He was on his dream date and “flushed the mouse with her by acting like an idiot. No second date for him.

by Schmeckle33 March 27, 2024

Shanghai flush

Washing ones hair in an airport toilet

“My flight got canceled so I had to Shanghai flush my hair”

“I had a 12 hour layover so I gave my hair a Shanghai flush”

by Twgab June 2, 2018

Preemptive Flush

A preemptive flush occurs when one is sitting on the shitter, hears footsteps and flushes even if it isn't neccessary in order to let the person whose footsteps you heard know it's occupied, to deter them from coming into the toilet while you're doing your business.

A: I was sitting on the toilet mid-shit when I heard my sister's footsteps, I did a preemptive flush so she wouldn't come in while I was doing a blumpkin.

by Some_Random_Asshat March 31, 2018

PINCH one FLUSH one

When doing time in any prison or county jail anywhere always remember and abide by the ‘Pinch One Flush One’ rule. The way this works: As soon as you ‘pinch one off’ HIT THAT BUTTON so your cellie doesn’t have to endure or power through your shit stink. Every time you pinch one, HIT THAT BUTTON! Actually just keep hitting that button on the first big pinch. Prison/Jail shitters usually have a ferociously powerful flush. You do your part and let the shitter do the rest. No one’s gonna jump all over you as long as you you hit that button. ALSO!!! Never use the shitter during meal times. Not sure about this? Fuck around and find out!

“Ugh! It smells like straight asshole up in here! Hey little homie, hasn’t anyone ever told you to PINCH ONE FLUSH ONE?

AND STAY HITTIN’ THAT BUTTON!!! SHIT!!!!!”

by FRISCO DAWG October 11, 2020