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Florida Ticket 

An act of rape/sexual abuse, in this committed by a man against another man.
Dude, Jeff was so wasted last night! You won't believe this!

What happened to him?

Well, he went home with an obvious cross dresser, and we were laughing to hard to tell him it was clearly a dude

Oh no! did he find out?

Well, let's just say he got a one way ticket to Florida first

A Florida ticket?! Poor guy
Florida Ticket by Bobbakawa September 15, 2009

florida bitchslap 

Male bar patron singles out the weirdest male in the bar (people don't like or find creepy)and jizz on his face then female friend/girlfriend smacks said male in the face afterwords and yells "You're a bitch!"
"Goatbeard got Florida Bitchslapped!
florida bitchslap by cidsurfr13 October 10, 2014

Florida Silverback Gorilla

The mind set of the elderly population in Florida age ranging from 45+, usually Republican, snowbird, transplant, or retiree , typically originating from New York to Ohio region of US conus, also foreign immigrants: predominantly from UK or Canada. Also known as: White-top. Terrible drivers,
Here are a few examples of a typically Florida Silverback Gorilla:
They're involved in several organizations just to have a place to go
They honestly believe the world's here to serve them - because they're retired
Overly qualified for every any job position

yet physically unable to actually be productive at anything anymore
known to work for mere social recognition
Unable to let go of their endless boring stories about life
Most drunk by 11am after a game of bocci ball
They frequent secluded Bingo sessions.
Over tanned, caked make-up, multiple plastic surgeries
White Porcelain verniers (Or dentures)

florida gay 

When a girl is going through a gay faze but she usually has multiple kids most times from a black guy. 1 month is lesbian next month is back with her baby daddy
Leslie is so Florida gay last week she was with Abby now she's back with Tyrone. But then she makes Facebook post saying "girls treat me so much better"
florida gay by Gtro April 24, 2018

Florida Georgia Line 

A male professing his love for another male, mostly through music or poetry but could include as much as sharing outfits or hair products.
Luke gave Daisy the boot and gave Bryan his Florida Georgia Line.
Florida Georgia Line by Suhl September 27, 2018

Florida Honeymoon 

When you have sex in the back of a cop car after being arrested.
Bill and Joanne got arrested then did the ol’ Florida honeymoon!
Florida Honeymoon by edwemi56 September 18, 2019