tree flakes

A tasty cereal made of goat turds and pencil shavings.

Mmm... can't wait for my daily dose of tree flakes!

by The nutty little squirrel August 26, 2006

IM flake

Someone who is flaky about responding to IMs. They usually respond a few minutes after you do and conversations are very slow and frustrating.

Screename #1 (2:15 pm): Hey
Screename #2 (2:32 pm): Hey

Joe: Dude, I was trying to ask Mary out online the other night, but I didn't even get a chance to because she's such an IM flake.

by joe8900 April 21, 2008

frosted flake

a person who is sweet in nature but has no concept of time

tim's blind date was 30 minutes late but he knew that she was a frosted flake.

by jester November 27, 2003

cooch flamer

When fucking a drunken/unconscious female too hard, the hairs of her unshaven pussy start on fire. Often can cause yeast infections and severe burns to penis.

1. Dude! I made a cooch flamer last night!
2. Drew fucked Keri so hard that her unshaven cooch became on fire.

by Adele, Karah, Brandie June 14, 2007

flange flake

A crusty substance formed in amungst the lips of the virgina, resulting from poor hygine or incontinence.

Her sheets are littered with flange flakes

by Radical February 27, 2004

Flaherty

The type of laugh that comes right after something that is said, that really isn't funny. It's more of a burst of air than anything else.

Dude1: Hey dude, I heard you could smoke weed out of a tampon.
Dude2: What's a tampon?
Dude1: *Flaherty*

by Krunk Master Flex's Daughter May 30, 2006

flabergast

damn, fuck, darn, shit, crap, etc.

Flabergast! I got a 32 on the test! :(

by i dunno March 28, 2005