fema

nickname given to someone who thinks they can save people just because she's strung out on diet coke and can stay up all night playing cahds.....

"Fema says, "This cat litter oughta do the trick...""
"Or how about another klingon cloaking device"

by big_tits_magee December 28, 2005

Fema boy

A product of a child who is a victim of the 2005 Hurricane Katrina

That kid right there had a house in New Orleans and was happy. It got washed away one day and now he is a fema boy.

by Dr. Gook A. Chink May 6, 2009

fecafellatio

Oral stimulation of the feces

John: Hey Don, I gotta take a turd!!

Don: Sweet dude! It's the perfect chance to test out my fecafellatio skills!!

by Skeletor December 29, 2004

Fecal Dick

Fecal Dick is a NJ-based satirical harcore/experimental band with screeching female vocals. They are known for references to viral internet videos such as Tourette's Guy and Garbage Day. They also mock widely-known advertiements such as the Double Pits to Chesty Axe Commercial and the Taco Bell Diet. Some examples of songs: "Mountain Douche", "It's Not Chocolate", "This is Why You Had to Get Asshole Surgery".

Fecal Dick is so bad it's good.

by lilpubichair April 17, 2010

fecalfest '05

an 8 day celebration of blowing shit up (literally)a meaningful milestone with great food clevland steamers brown bullets and a traditional shitmas tree
celebrated when its hot so the shit smells more

i still cant wash away the stink from fecalfest '92

by tee gee May 13, 2005

fecal feed bag

a shitty diaper removed from a child's body and taped around the mouth to the back of the neck neck. Good for all day snacking or light grump munching.

Example 1: Is that baby choking on that fecal feed bag or does he always vomit brown shit.
Example 2: It's a nine hour drive everyone put on their fecal feed bag.

by Timothy July 18, 2004

fecalator

Big, intimidating gun.

Gun Salesman: We call this next item "The Fecalator." One look at it, and the target shits his or her pants.

by Fecalator May 27, 2004