Facts no hizzle

To have something be true without an ounce of bullshit

“Look up Alabama Hotpocket”
“That was gross, facts no hizzle”

by Alabamahotpocketlovee March 22, 2022

Zach Fact

Facts that are immediately known to be true. That's a Zach Fact

Kid #1: The sky is yellow
Kid #2: No it isn't moron
Kid #1: Well it's a Zach Fact
Kid #2: Aw shit you're right

by <;)> May 11, 2018

Crocodile Fact

A useless fact that someone really wants you to know. Usually said when the fact has little to nothing to do with a conversation or in a large gathering of people. Seen by the fact giver as useful information or a party trick to show off smarts.

The term was originally coined by Joinen (An Australian Youtuber) during a twitch live stream. The stream has since been uploaded to his channel under the name WooHoo's MESSED UP "Girl Types"
In the video, Joinen reacts to a girl chasing after another girl, while girl 1 spouts useless facts to girl 2.

Boy: I'm thinking about getting the new iPhone
Girl: Did you know Martin Cooper made the first cell phone call
Boy: No one cares about your Crocodile Fact(s)

by K1ngpsych3 October 20, 2020

fact pattern

Like “ connecting the dots” from the early 2000’s, a fact pattern emerges from disparate facts that add up to a picture previously unseen, or connected.

The information began to appear from various sources, presenting a new fact pattern to consider and evaluate.

by elelcart January 5, 2021

Opinionated Fact

A statement that is technically an opinion, but that is widley agreed on or culturally accepted that it functions as a fact

Paul Rudd was voted sexist man alive, it is widley agreed on but is still technically an opinion, but since its so agreed on, its an opinionated fact.

by ZayMcMuffin June 17, 2025

fact-tramp

n. Person more concerned with the truth of a statement that with the impact of the statement. These concrete-thinkers are often undiagnosed schizophrenics unable to see the big picture.

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This new health-care plan will make America great again!

Tens of millions will die needlessly. In horrible pain.

"Great again!" Are you deaf? Are you a fact-tramp working for the filth at CNN? "Great again!!!" With four exclamation points.

by gnostic3 June 25, 2017

Fact-us

When a man or women wishes to describe a statement as a fact

"My man cactus I love him that's a fact-us" Rapper chris "crispy" monk wishes to describe his love for a friend as a fact

by HorsesInTheBack July 18, 2019