When you tell all your friends you are being Facebook Stalked, yet you keep your FB page open so you can continue to be stalked. Secretly your ego is so big that you are loving all the attention it's bringing you. So you post 500 pictures of yourself hoping your stalker will continue to come back, making you feel important, and providing you with something to talk about to your 2,000 FB friends. You have high hopes this stalking claim will continue to build your popularity, you become afraid it will someday end. You become so addicted to the attention, you actually begin stalking your stalker.
Man does that guy have a serious case of Facebook Ego Syndrome, he's been telling the world he is being facebook stalked forever now. Why doesn't he just block the bitch? We all know secretly he is loving all the attention, although he tries to play it off like he doesn't.
by Are you stalking your stalker? November 9, 2009
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"Drew should just get an account already so I can write on his wall!" "He doesn't need to, he is a facebook ninja..."
by Drewanium February 22, 2008
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When you don't know a picture has been taken of you until you see it uploaded by someone else on facebook. Usually results in an embarassing picture getting into the public's viewership, or it can be a normal, innocent picture.
I got wasted and started getting rowdy with this hogbeast, but I didn't think anyone saw and I got away with it. Unfortunately I got a facebook surprise when I saw jen uploaded pics from that party and it had some ebarassing photos
by oogens September 16, 2007
Get the facebook surprise mug.An online popularity contest for highschool and university students. It doesn't seem to matter that you may have only SEEN the person walking in the hallways, it is good enough reason to add them as a friend.
by tealight June 11, 2006
Get the facebook mug.a female, usually single teenage parent who spends all her time on facebook wether it be on the computer or mobile phone leaving the kid to sit drink bleach or whatever, while still in a nappy that was put on god knows when. as they find being a parent isn't all it's cracked upto be.
"i went to _______ house last night and the baby was sat there in it's chair covered in yesterdays dinner with a shitty nappy while all she did was sit on facebook"
"yeah i know she's a right facebook mom that one"
"yeah i know she's a right facebook mom that one"
by MosiahB June 7, 2009
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Get the Facebook Divorce mug.A Friday night when you either are too lazy to make plans or are rejected in some fashion, and waste away your time browsing facebook. Also see facebook creeper.
"Man, last friday everyone bailed out on me and I spent my night on facebook
"Yeah, facebook fridays are such a drag."
"Yeah, facebook fridays are such a drag."
by uhmmmmmmmm August 8, 2009
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