The way one's facial characteristics change when one is inebriated. Usually droopier in the eyes and cheeks. For females, their makeup is more obvious.
by LastNightsGarbage.com November 09, 2007
The best talk of them all. Sweet sweet drunk talk. When you're smashed and you're talking about everything and anything.
Coined by Homer Simpson
Coined by Homer Simpson
by your mom March 11, 2003
the calls made usually at an ubsurd hour of the night/morning after drinking heavily that the caller regrets the next day when they discover that the person they called was their ex and they admitted to still having feelings for or something equally embarrasing
a conversation resulting from a drunk dial may go something like this:
"hello?"
"omg i love you so much why did we break up i need you"
"ew"
"I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU!'
"hello?"
"omg i love you so much why did we break up i need you"
"ew"
"I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU!'
by drunk dialer January 02, 2006
1. These are the girls you see flopping all over the dance floor.
It is not OK to take advantage of these kinds of girls. That is, unless you are equally as trashed as they are. (Although some consider this a point of contention).
These girls will often approach lone males on their own and initiate "conversation"; however, most of the time they choose to anonymously starting making out with said lone male(s). This may or may not be preceded by an innocent arm around the waist.
2. These are the only girls who will sleep with me.
It is not OK to take advantage of these kinds of girls. That is, unless you are equally as trashed as they are. (Although some consider this a point of contention).
These girls will often approach lone males on their own and initiate "conversation"; however, most of the time they choose to anonymously starting making out with said lone male(s). This may or may not be preceded by an innocent arm around the waist.
2. These are the only girls who will sleep with me.
Person 1: "Dude, I was fucking drunk last night"
Person 2: "Yeah man, but not as drunk as that girl you knobbed!"
Person 1: "Drunk chicks rule!"
Person 3: "Oh god, I am hungover."
Person 4: "Oh shit, you gotta go! I have to work at 12!"
Person 3: "Man...I hate sleeping with drunk chicks."
Person 2: "Yeah man, but not as drunk as that girl you knobbed!"
Person 1: "Drunk chicks rule!"
Person 3: "Oh god, I am hungover."
Person 4: "Oh shit, you gotta go! I have to work at 12!"
Person 3: "Man...I hate sleeping with drunk chicks."
by not_sean July 29, 2006
when someone is completely in love, everything they do together feels so real, is so real. its like the perfect feeling to have in a relationship... Completely head over heels for this person.
by lovers4life January 29, 2009
by Syd Syd Syd November 07, 2009
A masturbation session occuring after a heavy drinking session. Usually involving alot of noise, sweat and watching the same part of a porno over and over again.
Man i cant wait to get home and have me a drunk wank.
A-Man im so pissed i didnt pull tonite
B-Ah just have a drunk wank mate
A-Man im so pissed i didnt pull tonite
B-Ah just have a drunk wank mate
by dannydierisatwat May 23, 2009