double van gogh

The performative act of cutting off both of one's own ears. It is often used as an exaggerative phrase expressing one's desire to not want to listen to something.

I'd rather double van gogh myself than listen to that crap.

by improviduto January 20, 2006

double-booking

A social faux-pas wherein a person, usually male, will schedule two separate romantic encounters for the same day. Will eventually be discovered, generally when one date forces a delay of the next.

Jackie was pissed to discover that Andrew had been double-booking she and Elyse, and broke up with him right there.

by Eleglac August 18, 2011

double titfuck

The act of two girls pressing their racks together around a single penis and proceeding to rub it up and down with their breasts; works best if the girls are somewhat busty

Denise and Wendy gave me a double titfuck last night!

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by bustygirl September 4, 2011

Dresden double dip

When a guy fucks one girl and then with out showering fucks another girl.Used mostly to degrade the second girl.Originated in the small town of Dresden, Ohio.

Nate fucked that skank in the bar parking lot, then went and fucked his ex girlfriend.He gave that bitch the Dresden double dip.(big high five give and lots of laughter)

by NatsyNate January 17, 2008

Double Date

(Noun)
A social engagement, like dinner, movies, etc., that two couples partake in.

A date that two couples go to.

(Verb: Double-date)
To partake in a double date.

(Noun)
"Hey, you want to take your boyfriend to a double date with me and my girlfriend?"

(Verb)
"Yeah, we double-dated with Nick and Maya, it was great."

by Nicktendo March 20, 2009

Double-Cross

To break a promise in a way that harms the person with whom the deal was originally struck. To double-cross is to back-stab and to two-time.

Also, double-crossing can be merely 'ratting' someone out.

Vic was double-crossed by his friend Alan, who informed Nelson Fingers of the upcoming deal.

by Diggity Monkeez February 13, 2005

Double suicide jerk off

When masturbating, scream “MUM!” “DAD!” And try to blow your load before they enter the room, if you don’t do it in time you have to actually hang yourself.

Police 1: “How’d he go?”
Police2: “He attempted a double suicide jerk off.... And failed”

by EynonC December 22, 2019