dookie

A log of feces with bits of food and other organic substances.

Wow that man must've had an awsome meal, thats one big dookie

by Tom Malone June 17, 2005

dookers

Swimming trunks of all types.

Gladys: "Shall we go for a bracing in swim in this beautiful crystal-blue lake? It would be splendidly invigorating."

Humphrey: "My apologies, for I have forgotten my dookers and regrettably am reluctant to expose my bollocks to all and sundry."

by mountainhippo March 27, 2013

Dookiephone

The opposite of a bananna phone.

FUCK BANANNA PHONE! I'M gonna USE THE DOOKIE!

by Squall April 28, 2005

Dookie the Cow

The European toy cow that is popular with young children, also very funny

Hey look, Dookie the cow dropped a large dookie!

by Will M. W. April 13, 2007

doody pebbles

The tiny pebbles of shit still embedded in your carpet after you pick up after your pet. Usually happens when said shit has been sitting on the carpet for awhile, thus allowing it to stick.

Guy 1: What the hell. Why does this place smell so bad?
Guy 2: It's the doody pebbles that Marissa's dog left yesterday; she still hasn't picked them up.
Guy 1: She needs to get rid of that thing.

by kulamur May 14, 2010

Doody Pops

1. Doody flavored Lolly Pops.
2. An expression for anything that sucks.

Jeff: Did you guys see the new Indiana Jones Movie?
Croud of Ninjas: Yea that shit was doody pops.

by JHitch November 3, 2010

Dookie Grape

While bending your woman over doggy style, lifting up your penis and rubbing your nuts up her ass crack.

Did ya get some last night?" "yeah, I got some dookie grape in too

by MobertJones November 3, 2010