dolphcart

n;
a small land marine animal that transports old men around on neatly trimmed gras, with 18 holes in it.

my dolphcart is faster than yours you mother fucker

by morph3575 July 22, 2009

dolphi

a really cool name for a dolphin or a group of dolphins

"look at that pod of dolphi!!!!!!"

by dsafkhalrsgilraej January 25, 2010

dolphi

a group of dolphins
(plural for a pod of dolpins)

Look at the dolphi!
They swim so fast!

by mqninja January 25, 2010

dolphin cannonball

One of the only cannonballs that sometimes results in a hate crime and usually jail time. A very technical cannonball that requires much skill and timing, it's a dangerous maneuver that requires the cannonballer to spot a person swimming harmlessly in the water, then shouting "dolphin cannonball" then doing a cannonball directly onto the swimmer sinking them to the bottom of the pool, like a dolphin who just blow holed your face. For the best results execute on small children and infants..

Rhi-"did you hear about that sick sick man who did a dolphin cannonball on a toddler"

dave-"yea It was cruel but OMG was it ever awesome...I think he got arrested"

by Isuckdix4money August 13, 2010

Dolphin Herpes

Large blisters contracted from sexual contact between a human and a dolphin.

"Man, who gave you that cold sore?"

"I just got home from vacation, and I think it might be dolphin herpes."

by Stephon&ChristmasTree January 18, 2013

Dolphin disease

A disease where you grow fins out of rage and anger.

She was so flabbergasted she got dolphin disease and grew fins and started swimming with the dolphins. Then got eaten by a shark.

by Theflabbergaster February 1, 2013

dolphin fingers

To be outstanding at something, nearly achieve your goal only to let it slip in a ridiculous way

The Arsenal team are good but watch how they flop by the end of this season, they got dolphin fingers for real!

by Mr Clumsy May 29, 2016