Dallas

A guy who is totally adorable and sweet... although he gets too impatient at times and acts like a total goober, he always seems to be able to pull it together to make a girl smile.

Seems that he always makes a girl wish she could do the same.
Unless of course she has a hot temper and ruins his night cause she gets all kinds of crazy mad. She can't help it tho, cause she's hard headed. However, a guy like Dallas would get that and love her anyway. Cause he knows that he makes her crazy like that.

Dallas needs to realize a woman needs her space but needs him close at the same time.

by pryinggypsyeyes June 28, 2011

Dallas Mavericks

One of the best teams in the NBA. Also have the deepest bench of any team.

The Dallas Mavericks are the shit.

by evilkneville April 3, 2006

two dollar cop

A low-paid rent-a-cop with attitude. A thug cheaply employed as a private security guard who struts like a wannabe cop. A uniformed goon or dickhead with a badge.

Examples include: nightclub bouncers and public transport inspectors.

Just like items available from the Two Dollar Shop, the two dollar cop is easily paid for but badly put together and unsafe because it does not meet the normal quality assurance standards.

"I got abused and fined $167 by this Connex two dollar cop for having my foot on the seat, while a junkie was vomiting on the floor two seats away."

by gillfish March 16, 2009

nonehundred dollars

What Kerry has after either a long day of Christmas shopping or a short day at the brothels.

In three days, I went from $100 to, like, nonehundred dollars.

by Pejorative Pimpmobile December 22, 2008

and then i found 5 dollars

the phrase said when one realizes that the story they've wanted to tell, actually has no point at all. So instead of feeling embarrassment or having to add in a fake story line. You tag on the phrase..."and then i found five dollars"

Girl: yeah, then the cat licked the dog
Boy: thats cool....
Girl: .....
Boy: .....
Girl: ....And then i found 5 Dollars!!! it was awesome
Boy: No way!! thats awesome

by WEWJ April 20, 2011

North Dallas Special

An oversized tract house, typically with a hipped roof, cathedral ceilings, 3 or more full baths, and attached two-car garage. Term of derision, derived from the kind of houses found in the area north of Dallas, now generalized to the rest of the country. Similar to McMansion.

My parents thought I should buy a North Dallas Special, but I couldn't stand to live in Generica.

by Dorothy April 18, 2005

Chocolate Dollar

The sexual act of inserting the big toe of the left foot directly into the anal cavity, causing an over-abundant use of cuss words. And nose bleeding.

Craig Ferguson was so taken aback by the shimmer of his guest's cocktail dress, that he couldn't avoid providing a congratulatory Chocolate Dollar as a befitting reward for...balls.

by m33 April 4, 2012