Halpert's Disease

A psychological compulsion in which the individual reacts to a stressful situation by looking sarcastically at a camera, real or imaginary. Named after the fictional character, Jim Halpert of the US Office.

"What the hell are you looking at?"
"I don't know, I... thought there was a camera..."
"Dude, you might have Halpert's disease."

by TheWisemanWB September 30, 2020

Goat Disease

The disability to stop being goated at everything

Dang bro I’m so goated I think I have Goat Disease.

by VERIFIED word March 30, 2020

Tar Disease

A fictional disease in where the subject bottles up negative emotions for too long, causing the subject's eyes and mouth to fill up with a tar-like substance until they either suffocate or tell someone their feelings.

The Tar Disease was dangerous, she knew that, but even as she tried to reject the sticky fluids filling up her throat, she knew she couldn't release her feelings for everyone to see.

He wiped the tar dripping from his eyes as his vision clouded.

by KobaChan May 11, 2021

The rot disease

Someone who’s commitment has rotted away, internally traumatised from being around cranbrooks (dealing with delulu emotional menstruating transpenussy). They have abrupt and unprecedented memory loss, uses commas in conversation and a vocabulary limited to ‘haha’

Lily: he has the rot disease d

D: yeh it’s obvious…

by Dilfsrhot October 16, 2023

Dony Disease

No cure, side affects include dumbness and death

The man was infected with Dony Disease

by iMLGDoctor February 27, 2018

Vanilla Disease

When you fuck a girl in pussy town and you get cum on her stomach then go back in and get it on your T-shirt

"yeah im here with my nigga bobby brown and he got that vanilla disease from pussy town"

"yeah i fucked this girl in pussy town last night.,and i didnt take off my shirt.im going to the doctor today to make sure i haven't contracted vanilla disease"

by tyler Poopdick November 6, 2013

bureau disease

fat, overweight, beer gut

He's got bureau disease...It looks like his chest fell into his drawers.

by Rohdewarrior May 18, 2011