Dildo Braggins

Another moniker for Trump.

I coined "Trumplethinskin" but someone beat me to it at Urban Dictionary; therefore I'm defining Dildo Braggins and give full credit to the genius who came up with it!

by jbcoops July 02, 2022

Flesh Dildo

An object used to pleasure a woman. It is usually very lifelike and attached to the body of a male.

Girl: i'm too shy to masturbate in public
Guy: Well why don't you go back to my dorm?
Girl: I'm not going to masturbate in your room.
Guy: Why not? There's a perfectly good flesh dildo in there.

*silence*

Guy 2: Flesh dildo Enjoy the struggle!

by Fen*Pen September 26, 2010

Orange Dildo

The Orange Dildo is when you finish eating a family sized bag of Cheetos and then proceed to jerk off and suck off your ginger friend, whilst having Cheeto dust all over your hands and mouth.

Yesterday I gave Sam an Orange Dildo.

by Sussybois February 01, 2022

dildo game

You need two people at lease. You take turns using the dildo and who ever moans first is the loser.

Do you want to play the dildo game?

by bopes001 May 02, 2017

Dildo Merchant

1.) A person who sells Dildos or other sex toys for a living.

2.) An insult used by kids with special needs.

'Dude shut up your dad's a dildo merchant'

by Cow1337Killr March 22, 2010

dildo shot

A dildo shot is a photo taken with a selfie stick.

Did you see Jessica's photo on facebook? she took her own dildo shot with her new selfie stick

by suitcase June 14, 2015

gay dildo

when a nigga get swity for a cock B

this nibba we using a gay dildo

by this nigga keagle June 04, 2017