Delayed Reaction Syndrome

The act of either not having fast reactions in general, or delaying your reactions on purpose. May be shortened to DRS. Another word for this is "being a lazy piece of shit". DRS is normally present in people who couldn't give two shits about the world around them, even their friends.

Example:
1: Dude, why did you let the ball go into the goal?
2: What do you mean?
3: Dude, I think you have Delayed Reaction Syndrome
2: I'm not that lazy
1: Then why didn't you save it?
2: I don't know man
1: I think you're just a lazy piece of shit
3: For real

by spriggan. September 14, 2023

delayna

goddamn she’s so fine, delayna’s always have the nicest asses and are good math, they also wanna give u a handy at any opportunity, but they get nervous easy, and that’s kinda hot

Boy 1: Hey who is that smokin sausage of a woman?

Boy 2: That’s my brother girlfriend delayna, she has the fattest ass.

by thebigcoomerlovac September 21, 2023

delayna

goddamn she’s so fine, delayna’s always have the nicest asses and are good math, they also wanna give u a handy at any opportunity, but they get nervous easy, and that’s kinda hot

Boy 1: Hey who is that smokin sausage of a woman?

Boy 2: That’s my brother girlfriend delayna, she has the fattest ass.

by thebigcoomerlovac September 21, 2023

delayna

goddamn she’s so fine, delayna’s always have the nicest asses and are good math, they also wanna give u a handy at any opportunity, but they get nervous easy, and that’s kinda hot

Boy 1: Hey who is that smokin sausage of a woman?

Boy 2: That’s my brother girlfriend delayna, she has the fattest ass.

by thebigcoomerlovac September 21, 2023

Delay

When you can't make it to an previous fixed time and you have to delay it for a bit.

Pinv.: We'll have to delay. I can't make at 6 cause mom it's still home and she'll be all up in our business. Somewhere around 7:30 works for you?

by Im7 October 10, 2023

Deliyla

Deliyla is a fat woman who seems to eat everything in existence. Deliyla will get over her def esteem issues by calling other woman fat, ugly, unworthy, etc. Deliyla also has a record of losing friends constantly. In all you would never want to be friends with a Deliyla.

“Did you see that girl over there? Her name has to be Deliyla”
“Lmao she’s huge! Hey Deliyla!”

by Lasagnamuncher December 30, 2023

Delly Domination

Delly domination is when an individual forces another to strip naked and bend over, ideally over a mini fridge or any object of similar height. The individual then proceeds to slap that person in the bare ass with a slice of deli meat, often ham or turkey. This process continues until both cheeks turn magenta red, after which the victim is pressured to consume the slice of meat. It is common courtesy for the individual to then proclaim “you have been Delly dominated!!!”

I showed up late for my shift at Market Basket and my assistant manager had to give me the Delly domination.

by InceptnYT January 1, 2024