Triple Fat Deuce

an unflushably monstrous turd

That triple fat deuce was so colossal it probably didn't even make a splash.

by f'd March 13, 2011

Deuce

An exclamation.

"WHAT THE DEUCE?!" exclaimed Stewie Griffin

by ZJP December 29, 2003

deucer

to take a drap. derivd from the childish, 'going number two'

i have to go take a wicked deucer

by adan hecht May 29, 2004

shoot a deuce

To deficate.

I simply must shoot a deuce.

by encino January 29, 2003

Deuce

A great musician and producer from the band Hollywood Undead who started his own solo project. He is still with Hollywood Undead though.

Deuce fucking ruleess!!

by Aubree Undead February 19, 2008

Deuces

Calling the second turn on a joint/pipe/bong/blunt. Comes after greens (calling first turn on a smoking session)

When Todd called greens, i instantly called deuces.

by Mikey Led April 11, 2009

DeuceBag

a derivative of the more common "douchebag", this word describes a person who consistantly overuses the dueces symbol in the most out of place situations

"i went to go ask my buddy if he wanted anything brought in for lunch, and he responded with deuces! what kind of answer is that? What a deucebag."

by WolfNippleChip November 22, 2009