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Desk Holiday

Desk Holiday (DH)

A Desk Holiday is created when you are busy at your desk and suddenly your office computer server or telephone system goes down preventing you from continuing your work. DH is a common syndrome affecting tax paid government employees.

Also See: Desk Holiday Hangover (DHH)
“Dude, want to grab a coffee, I just got a Desk Holiday!”
by Elliott G September 4, 2007
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Deskany

A deep southern cousin of swag; measured in cloves and administrated to another through the motion of flipping a coin with your thumb; there is good and bad deskany; 100 cloves of deskany=a bushell of deskany
I can barely keep these shorts up with all of the deskany that I be reppin.
by Welcome2BadBoy March 10, 2010
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Desk Sandwich

A sandwich one hides in their desk at work to consume at any given time, usually eaten in secret when someone has much work to catch up on.
"Man, I had to work during lunch, good thing I had a Desk Sandwich otherwise I never would've made it."
by poizunman August 3, 2012
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dessicunt

A dessicunt is any material that when applied inside the vagina, dries it out completely.
"That wad of cotton was an outstanding dessicunt, now my cunny is dry like the Mojave..."
by MingeV. May 8, 2014
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Dessertarianism

The practice of eating only desserts, especially for sanity, moral, religious or health reasons. Dessertarianism is prominently practiced by women during heartbreaks. A person who practice in Dessertarianism is commonly known as a Dessertarian.
Friend 1: Do you have any special dietary requirement?
Friend 2: Yea, I'm a dessertarian.
Friend 1: What does that mean?
Friend 2: I realised that when I broke up with Peter, the only thing that cheered me up was eating desserts. So I've been practicing dessertarianism every since.
Friend 1: You realised you'll get fat right?
Friend 2: That's future me's problem.
by Queen_W May 15, 2015
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deshauna

One of the outsider girls. She's smart, talented, and has the things everyone wants. She isn't one to get involved with boys although she's shy. She's the one person you can tell your problems too and she'll actually listen. Girls like her don't come around too often.
I spoke to DeShauna and she made my heart melt.
by Notagirl123 January 12, 2017
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desli

She is a good person. She will listen to you if you have problems.she is a loving friend.
Desli is a nice friend
by Lasfenixfamili June 13, 2017
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