donkey cow

a fat cum-guzzling bitch who has absolutely no use in society

That fucking bitch ass donkeycow lisa, i hope she chokes on her fucking chicken whopper.

by j August 21, 2003

Donkey Stench

The smell left over on your hand and arm after fisting ones partner

Joe's friend Al could smell the donkey stench from across the room.

by VD February 11, 2004

Package donkey

Package donkey. A word that describes a rather obese person struggling to carry multiple bags, boxes or other such items.

Look at that Package donkey over there trying to carry all those bags

by kev Schmitt August 19, 2010

Donkey cheese

The creamy cheese found behind a Donkey's foreskin.

''Robin found some Donkey cheese and it made him cry''

by Steve_S November 21, 2008

donkey munch

An elaboration on the sexual maneuvre of Donkey Punch involving another girl who is having oral sex performed on her by the victim of the donkey punch. The donkey punch should be forcefull enough to get a vaguely amusing reaction out of the "munched" (oral receiving) partner.

To add to the donkey aspect, stick a carrot in somewhere. Why not, you twisted people.

Upset girl: That bastard punched her in the back of the head while she was going down on me!

Compassionate friend: Hah! You got donkey munched!

by Chilv July 22, 2006

donkey door

when you havta poopie real bad, and you only make it to the door of the stall and then...S_C_H_P_L_A_A_A_T_! on the floor like a donkey ...a variation of 'sky-chippin'.

alt. - an advanced sex position involving a hinged gate.

Man, after those wings and old mud tall boys last nite, I had a turrible donkey door.

by upchuckk April 02, 2008

slonch donkey

Slut, whore, ripper, bop, beezy, stroke, cabby. Female who is loose with sex and loose between the legs. May also be shortened to slonch donk.

Rachel is a total slonch donkey.. Then again, I guess I wouldn't mind hittin' that.

by SB Anon December 08, 2010