crespecs

The dots of toothpaste that speckle the mirror above your bathroom sink.

Close your mouth when you brush your teeth, so you don't get crespecs all over the mirror!

by xuxa bella October 20, 2009

Crasploostchin'

I get down crazy + SPLOOSH + Bitchin'

I get down, Crasploostchin'

by IJWM January 13, 2011

Crispering

creepy whispering, creepy + whisper = crisper!

Yeah Bro he is totally crispering

by not a crisper-er November 22, 2011

crispaholik

1. a nigga who can spell

2. rap artists that have it going on

3. A term white people use to take cover

4. Just a word

My mom told me to "Take a crispaholik"

by KirtyAlly July 28, 2011

crisphood

The amount of crisp per unit surface area of a particular food.

Scientist 1: What is the crisphood of the apple?
Scientist 2: 5
Scientist 1: Thank you Sir William Crisp-Hood Burnaby

by Sir William Crisp Hood Burnaby November 18, 2013

Crisp

Military dress down uniform worn for clubbing. Normally used to attend low class functions frequented by mollusks, bog mummies, and scallawags. The uniform generally consists of dark blue euro trash skinny jeans, a bright peacock colored shirt, and black polished box toe dress shoes.

Luke changed into his crisps, walked down to the hotel lobby to meet the other fellas for a pregame drink that the bar.

by heatrock007 January 21, 2015

Crisp titties

Titties that are so dry and hard they feel like crisp bacon coming out the microwave/ oven

Mark: Hey dude did you see her tits
Matt: Yeah man they are pretty crisp. She has crisp titties

by puttycapsaretapsy October 11, 2016