1. When you pay a woman to hold quick oats cereal in her vagina until cooked to desired consistency, then make her stand on her head while you pour chocolate syrup in and eat the oats out of her.
A DJ who operates like a cowboy builder — not insured, underprepared, cuts corners and delivers a poor-quality job.
Usually charges cheap, uses dodgy or streamed music, basic gear (if any), and disappears when things go wrong. All hat, no cattle.
“I thought I was getting a bargain, but he turned out to be a propercowboyDJ — turned up late, dodgy sound, and no insurance when the venue asked for it.”