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Anal covid

When you keep farting (anal coughing) but can’t smell it
Kyle has anal covid and no one wants to sit next to him.
by _meow_mix_ September 23, 2021
mugGet the Anal covidmug.

covid monkey

A person or grouper of people who spread covid virus without reguard for others. Intentionally or un intentionally by lack of personal hygiene or wearing a mask. Reference the movie outbreak.
I can't believe they ain't wearing masks. Total covid monkeys.
by Crauch December 10, 2020
mugGet the covid monkeymug.

Covid Jail

Hey man you wanna go out?”

“Nah, I’m in Covid jail, bro”
by WonderBlox May 10, 2022
mugGet the Covid Jailmug.

Covid Vagina

“Damn, I got covid vagina Barry Scott.”
“Yeah, me too Stephanie. It sucks.”
by Dirtywaterfan10 January 2, 2021
mugGet the Covid Vaginamug.

covid the cracker

A covidiot circle jerk where participants try to land their ambiguously negative bodily fluids onto a cracker in the middle of the circle. The last guy to land eats the cracker. Covid-19 inspired variant of soak the cracker.
Covid Joe joined his bros down at the lake for a game of covid the cracker.
by bilemonger May 29, 2020
mugGet the covid the crackermug.

Convenient COVID

Conveniently catching COVID when you either have work or social plans that you don’t want to take part in.
He didn’t feel like going to work this morning so caught convenient COVID
by Farmer Jakr September 19, 2022
mugGet the Convenient COVIDmug.

Covid Boom

It is a virus. This virus is very deadly, even more deadly then the Covid-19! According to Doctor Gay Bar, the symptoms are as follows. Unable to comprehend simple things, unable to speak or hear things (practically deaf and mute), have a tendency to spend a fortune on games, being an extreme weirdo and lastly, unable to bathe or wake up on time. A warning! This virus is very serious. Although rare, once you contract it, you will never be cured.
1. Why are you acting so stupidly! Do you have Covid Boom?
2. Oh no! get out of here and die! You have the Covid Boom!
by Mr Sittha Boom April 15, 2020
mugGet the Covid Boommug.

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