vari coul

Very Cool

this dude is vari coul

by itzcalo June 22, 2022

You could ruin a wet dream

Ruining something good by adding an unnecessary comment.

Dude, you could ruin a wet dream.

by Skirt June 27, 2022

You could survive a car crash

The statement “You could survive a car crash” is a reference to a viral image made by researchers where an ideal male body that could survive a car crash is shown.
The 3D body render shown looked so ugly, with a beluga whale-type head and an ungodly looking torso, that it has since been used as a creative insult.

Karl: “Hey MrBeast, how do i look in this $1 suit?”
MrBeast: “Bro you look like you could survive a car crash”

by cascade? September 22, 2023

Movie You Could Watch Muted

A movie that has plenty of eye-candy to see, therefore worth watching without sound just to look at the good-looking people.

"Who's in that new movie coming out this weekend?"

"Ryan Reynold's, and the previews show him shirtless!"

"That's a movie you could watch muted!"

by Shmily51102 August 1, 2012

How much nut could a nutter butter nut if a nutter butter could but nut?

General phrase to grab attention

Hey! How much nut could a nutter butter nut if a nutter butter could but nut?

Shut up Richard.

by Drugs are bad for you February 1, 2017

the game disk could not be read

when your 6 and you have a Wii game, but when you pop it in, the text "the game disk could not be read" shows up, it means you should be pissed because the disk has a scratch in it and might never work again. There is a chance that if you take the disk out then put it back in, it will be fine.

oh fucking shit, it said the game disk could not be read, i'm so fucked

by McBikmik April 30, 2019

Mom Said I Could

if mom says you can, then you can

no matter what ANYBODY else says

Normal Person- "Wait why are you in my car?"
Weird Person- "mOm sAiD i cOuLd..."

by SquatingDog March 14, 2020