coeenkidink

Cute way of saying coincidence

You saw that movie too? What a coeenkidink

by clow125 May 11, 2016

Conan penis

A conan penis is when u go to have sexual intercourse with with a woemen (or guy) and they laugh because of how small you are

Hey luke you know that guy I was banging last night he had a total conan penis

by trevon sucks duck June 22, 2016

Concentraface

The face you put on when concentrating

Whoa, Check out John Concentraface, he really has his tongue out

by Canus Majoris August 8, 2016

Conanfreude

The pleasure derived from the crushing of you enemies, seeing them driven before you, and hearing the lamentations of their woman.

After the election they enjoyed the conanfreude of their decisive victory.

by Auntie Betsy November 6, 2016

condensed dick

When your dick is not big, but it has hella mass.

-Daaaaaaaaaamn, he got a condensed dick, it made me cum in like 2 minutes.

by blackyniggerface December 5, 2016

cogenhoe

A pokey little village on a hill between WELL(ingbo)ROUGH and Northampton. Apart from the occasional wafting smell of human faeces from the nearby sewage treatment site, and the non-travelling travellers from the Aquadrome wandering into the village. The village is generally pretty slow-paced as around 80% of it's residents are of pension collecting age.

Cogenhoe has a pocket park which is a small woodland area with streams and nature, this can be accessed through the park and into some pastureland. If you make it past the mad cow diseased bovine occupants without being trampled, you may stand a chance of getting in without being seen and shot by the local mythical hill billy living somewhere nearby in a wooden shack. Apparently the local village football team isn't bad.

by Munky boy December 6, 2016

Comentenbeta

German word for when the comments are more interesting than the post.

Gee wiz, this op is a pillock. The comentenbeta, and I need a cup o' tea.

by Jaesc August 3, 2017