A way of hardening conkers so that they can reach maximum tensile strength. This is done by inserting the conker into a womans vagina allowing the said conker to pickle for a month, before hunting for the toughed conker and removing it ready for a good old conker match!
Steve: 'Dude, we should totally have a conker match tomorrow'
John: 'Yeh sure, i shall go conker hunting this evening as i have left the hugest conker in julie's pussy to pickle for the last 4 weeks'
John: 'Yeh sure, i shall go conker hunting this evening as i have left the hugest conker in julie's pussy to pickle for the last 4 weeks'
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A twisting, contorted, spasmodic behavior in response to music, inspired by Joe Cocker, and popularized by John Belushi. Rare in females.
by Tom McNamee June 23, 2006
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The horrible feeling you have after a Jonas Brother concert because it had been long anticipated but it now over.
(two weeks after Jonas Brothers concert)
Amanda: Gah, I don't know what's wrong with me. It started not long after after the concert.
Me: Ah, you have Post Jonas Concert Disorder.
Amanda: Gah, I don't know what's wrong with me. It started not long after after the concert.
Me: Ah, you have Post Jonas Concert Disorder.
by WhatTheFrankie?! October 20, 2008
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