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Confused

Well now I AM confused...
Hym "Uuuummm... Yeah. I'm confused now. I'm losing track of what's going on. I mean she knows how much I hate karma, right? But I DO love Satanic iconography... Hmmm... Yeah, I'm confused. Like 64% sure I'm getting screwed... Like 77% sure OTHER PEOPLE think I'M screwing THEM over somehow... I'm not quite getting it... 100% sure I am both famous and being surveiled at least during the day... 100% sure I'm a genius... So at least there is some consistency.... I would really like this explained to me... I'm losing the plot a little bit."
by Hym Iam August 25, 2023
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Confuses

Works synonymously with "confused".
Jay Von Kralzenx: It's not easily confuses with another game 😭
James Jonah Jameson: *confused
Jay Von Kralzenx: Nah
by Jay Von Kralzenx July 25, 2024
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Confuselut

A State of confusion that is often seen in relation to a Slut that forgets; she is indeed a Slut. She will often act in a hostile way when confronted to act out her natural sluteness behavior and proclaim she is a good proper girl.

Often the only way to remind the woman involves a dominate alpha male performing a well calculated submission placing her head in his lap and plunging his cock as deep as possible. Most often after very little struggle she will come back to homeostasis and unleash her natural submissive slutty behavior with a positive attitude.
Anastasia sure has been Confuselut ever since she dated that Beta in the past. I remember Anastasia used to enjoy her purpose now she acts like a complete Confuselut when ever I try to remind her where she was happiest.
by HOOKERSPAYMEFORSEX August 8, 2024
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confusalated

I’m am very confusalated
by Orangewatermelon123 September 5, 2023
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Cofunction

Cofunction- Active togetherness in any creative process or function.
Type- verb
2. To cofunction is to combine the input of two or more logics or values in order to create new inventions, art, or any other creative works or functions involved.
The cofunction of the two artists who painted the bus, ended in raising its value greatly.
by non de pleum Lion October 3, 2023
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Confused Groundhog

When you have your girl get on all fours and put a pie pan under each part that touches the floor. Then start pumping away. Every time you thrust, she’ll slide forward. That coupled with her ecstasy will make her look like a confused groundhog foraging for a nut.
Rich: “Tina and I got the pie pans out last night and I slid her all around the floor with my back shots.”
Curtis:”The ol’ Confused Groundhog…that’s hot!”
by TheCanon13 October 5, 2023
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confuseopoly

A monopoly that is held together by being too confusing so that no-one can figure out who is being shafted or how they're being shafted.
I just asked three friends of mine in the music industry how much a million Spotify streams pays and they gave me three different answers. The artists are complaining they don't get paid enough, what's happening?

It's a confuseopoly.
by direstraitsfan March 27, 2024
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