Betty Crocker

Something/someplace lacking real skill, ability or knowledge. Rookie-ish, Green, noob, amatuerish.

-This place is Betty Crocker.. Couldnt even get my drinks right!

-That team was Betty Crocker... couldnt even pass the ball!

-Its not Iron Chef.. Its Betty Crocker!

by MG1 June 21, 2006

CO3Ker

A fan of the animated TV series "Class of 3000".

I think that Jean is becoming a CO3Ker. She's always looking at the videos on The Cartoon Network!

by pentozali June 27, 2007

cockier than a dick

(adj.)

when someone is being extremely cocky and egotistic. A play on words with mixing the words cocky and dick. The play on words part is "cocky"- meaning very obnoxious and thinking to highly of ones self, and "cock"- slang for penis.

That kid is cockier than a dick!

by Larssinion Carlos Puckett IV September 15, 2009

Cocked Myself

when you're completely aware of being cocky, and letting the other person know just so you can hold on to the small pride that's left

unintentional release of sperm in pants or leggings, a discharge

bruising own self with the body of a rooster or farm animal

Listen Jess, I'm not trying to be cocky here, but I have a thick mustache, am a professional gamer, and own not four but THREE GEDs AND, well, I just cocked myself.

Whaatt did you see the new Dane Cook stand-up? Cocked myself bro like.. haha

Skitsofrinic-Farmer Dale repeatably cocked himself.

by alejandr000 May 4, 2011

arm cocked

when cuddling with a girl she had her head on your chest and her elbow/forearm is resting on your cock

bro i just started dating this girl and i got arm cocked

by anomynous234kittykittylicklick January 3, 2010

col cocked

A sucker punch delivered generally on lateral side of the face by someone running or charging at the person also from either the left or right side. Very often results in a knockout and or cervical spine injury

This guy grabbed my girlfriend by the throat, so I ran up to him and col cocked him square in the jaw. Lights out, asshole never saw it coming!

by Instine4980 July 6, 2016

Pressure-Cooker

When one is done taking a bad dump in a public bathroom stall, doesn’t flush, then locks the door from the inside and crawls out from underneath. This is done for the purposes of infecting said bathroom with a disgusting bouquet of farts and poo.

Hey man, smells like someone left a pressure-cooker in the 2nd floor bathroom. Probably better to go downstairs.

by Diaper8 February 2, 2023