Clicks

I don't get those.

Hym "I don't get clicks. Nothing I do or say has any relationship whatsoever to getting clicks. There are no clicks here. I'm in a 100% click-free vacuum. You get clicks. I don't get clicks."

Clickist "Well if you don't get clicks then something-something non-sequitur!"

Hym "YUUUP! Something, something non-sequitur, bud. You're exactly right! Your brains is real good and almost as good as mine."

by Hym Iam January 27, 2024

Click

The act of scamming a person by using an account with a saved credit card to benefit and satisfy your needs.

Man I need Josh to click me some Chipotle.

by Lovepuppies22 April 10, 2022

nut click

A nut sack that clicks when being jerked back and forth

Damn sharil stop jerkin, i got a nut click

by thee nutclick January 28, 2012

double click to edit

that one thing that comes up when you add new text

Computer: double click to edit

Person: I AM DOUBLE CLICKING LET ME EDIT THIS SHIT-

by WrenFloof#0666 April 12, 2022

Click and tick tourist

The kind of tourist that walks around clicking a photo of landmarks on their phone and ticking it off the list before moving on to the next spot. Rinse and repeat.

Haha, check at out that click and tick tourist, just clicking and ticking...
Click
Tick
Move on
Rinse and repeat

by 2rubloo June 16, 2018

Click-Bait Life

Living your life in a way that seems engineered for maximum online engagement, even if it's shallow or inauthentic. Every moment is a potential viral post.

She's living that click-bait life, always posting 'emotional' vlogs about minor inconveniences. Exhausting.

by DTolsk May 10, 2025

click bait

A fake promise where you want one thing and get another (The internet rn essentially)

Youtube
How to make blueberry pie
You Finally found a recipe
*Plays video of lady showing her double deckers*
Oh... this is click bait.... *unzip es pant*

by UmmOkTy December 28, 2016