cleaning

Slang. Verb. Another way of saying masturbating.

If your mom knows you're in your room trying to masturbate just say I'm "cleaning ". Why would I lie to her? You got it wrong bro. Wym? It's another way of saying masterbating. Oh lol

by B-rizzle May 6, 2020

clearing the shelf

to sleep with all the men available

Girl, I wanted a man but you clearing the shelf.

by the smexy ass bish May 12, 2020

cleaning yourself

another word for beating your meat; jerking off

the people on omegle are always cleaning themselves/cleaning yourself

by Urmomistripplegaylmao December 11, 2020

Cleaning the Toothpaste Cap

Having imminent diarrhea that is held in by previously formed solid feces within the bowel tract. Upon pushing out the solid mass, diarrhea follows with ease.

After trying all the laxities on the market I tried some liquid magnesium and was very shortly cleaning the toothpaste cap.

by All Bets Hedged February 10, 2021

clearing out the airing cupboard

A poo of so epic a proportion that no matter how many hands of paper towels you pull out to buff up your rusty star the old brown biro never runs out of ink , hide your socks

USED ALL THE CHUFFING BOG ROLL

Shouting from the bog ......
Throw up another bog roll love , Im clearing out the airing cupboard up here

Gone through more bog roll than a covid 19 panic buying individual

by Trentbridge Troll April 16, 2021

Clearing the area

When you use Reaper’s ultimate but you get no kills with it

Reaper: “clearing the area”
The whole team: “you got no one you dumb fuck”
*sad Reaper noises*

by Fireguy47 April 26, 2021

Cleaning Simulator

A Game Made By BribbleCO Creator being mainly, ZKevin.

Cleaning Simulator Lobby:

Guy 1: I Love This Game.
Guy 2: clean everything bitches
Guy 3: guys i'll put a camera where the clean meter is!
Guy 4: im just gonna get radios
Guy 5: i have much money
Guy 6: i have every badge, and you?
Guy 7: trampoline

by Saelvibk May 5, 2021