A girl who is pretty but can be VERY cranky when she is tired! A girl who has 1 brother who thinks he is the boss of everything and is very weird and mean. Claire is a really smart person(Book Wise) but not very Street smart. She also can't go one day during the summer without hanging out with somebody. She tends to go out with older boys and/or cousin's of her best friend.
by fishwalker September 11, 2011
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Get the Claire mug.The moment when a person realises (realistically) how breathtakingly/completely drunk he/she really is.
Usually occurs when out partying/clubbing, and most commonly when using the toilet, as the environment is mostly devoid of any stimulation and allows the person in question to self-reflect and fully comprehend how drunk they really are. May also happen when sitting alone for a period of time.
Note for guys: a moment of clarity may be unlikely if using a urinal/trough due to fight or flight response which may distract you from any quiet self-reflection.
This "moment of clarity" is usually accompanied by other strange thoughts including: admiration of the design of the toilet, wall paper, graffiti. Also looking at yourself in the mirror and realizing u look like drunk but you don't care because the feeling of accomplishment for being so drunk and knowing it overrides that.
Usually occurs when out partying/clubbing, and most commonly when using the toilet, as the environment is mostly devoid of any stimulation and allows the person in question to self-reflect and fully comprehend how drunk they really are. May also happen when sitting alone for a period of time.
Note for guys: a moment of clarity may be unlikely if using a urinal/trough due to fight or flight response which may distract you from any quiet self-reflection.
This "moment of clarity" is usually accompanied by other strange thoughts including: admiration of the design of the toilet, wall paper, graffiti. Also looking at yourself in the mirror and realizing u look like drunk but you don't care because the feeling of accomplishment for being so drunk and knowing it overrides that.
Two guys in adjacent cubicles in the toilet:
Guy 1: "Hey dude its been a pretty fun night hey?"
Guy 2: "Holy shit man, I'm having a moment of clarity?"
Guy 1: "Haha yeah you did look pretty pissed on the dance floor the way you groped that chick!"
Guy 2: "Haha awesome! This is the best night ever!! I love you man!"
Guy 1: "Hey dude its been a pretty fun night hey?"
Guy 2: "Holy shit man, I'm having a moment of clarity?"
Guy 1: "Haha yeah you did look pretty pissed on the dance floor the way you groped that chick!"
Guy 2: "Haha awesome! This is the best night ever!! I love you man!"
by paul2227 October 23, 2009
Get the Moment of Clarity mug.Amazing Artist, Worth millions, Creator of minions and elementary envelopes that scare away the mail man, twin of Shaina, sneaky and conniving. Reads minds, bracelet maker, disapproves of the usage of drugs and alcohol and SEX. Will be the first artist, twin president. Thoughtful, blonde, and a party animal. Doesnt buy people dinner before sleeping with them. Secretly buys drugs, but does not use them. Got married in vegas one time. Loves bugs life, and finding nemo. Also, encourages gay marriages. Claire is GOING to be the best person ever.
"Man Emylee, did you see that girl?"
"Yeah Marissa, She was Definitely a CLAIRE."
"I want one."
"Don't worry, she will send you a minion in the mail."
Thats whats GOING on.
"Yeah Marissa, She was Definitely a CLAIRE."
"I want one."
"Don't worry, she will send you a minion in the mail."
Thats whats GOING on.
by The TRUth Speaka December 11, 2011
Get the Claire mug.A brown haired girl with hazel eyes. She loves dance especially ballet. She isn't to good at sports but still has many friends..she loves each an everyone of her friends and loves her family. She has a love for big places like the city but definitely needs her personal space. She likes outdoors when the the weather is right. Boys love her but also as a good friend she loves good music, country normally calms her down. Likes historical movies shows and books as well as modern. She is very bright and but doesn't show that much in school. She is beautiful on the inside and out with pretty features whitch she does not believe she has. she also has a kind heart.
by Someonewrotethis February 7, 2013
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by CupcakeDemon July 2, 2011
Get the clart mug.A girl who is absolutely perfect in every single way. Everyone loves her so much that they ignore her. But she knows that they all love her. She definitely didn't write this definition herself.
Claire: Hi everyone, you don't have to tell me how perfect I am! I already know!
Everyone else: Ok we won't
Claire: I love you too!
Everyone else: Ok we won't
Claire: I love you too!
by clairybear38 January 16, 2013
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