Designer China Vagina

A surgical procedure where the vagina is rotated 90 degrees so that it resembles a Chinese person’s slitty eyes.

Functionally this is of no benefit and can result in numerous health complications, but by golly it’s funny to look at.

Babs: ‘Hey beautiful, are you a boy or a girl?’
Thai ladyboy hooker: ‘I’m a girl- I got a designer China vagina last week’
Babs (popping a couple of Viagra and unbuttoning frantically): ‘Buckle up..’

by Anonymous submissions March 3, 2025

bring out the fine china

Meme popularized by mostly hit-game "ROBLOX" Players, In the meme there were 2 cups shown with one being the "woman face" a face that you can equip in ROBLOX and the cup on the right had a "man face" which also is a face you can equip on ROBLOX, there was also shown a plate which had the "winning smile" from ROBLOX inside of the plate. The video would have started and chinese-type music would have played and there was a "appear and dissapearing" effect where everytime it dissapeared a different camera angle was shown. The joke is that the "mother" told her son or daughter (It wasn't shown which gender it was) to place the dinnerware on the table which the mother named "luxury" and she was sure that the guests would be pleased with this dinnerware.

Mom: Honey we have guests over, bring out the fine china, Our guests will be so pleased with this luxury dinnerware!

Kid: Mom what the fuck

by valecoolguy April 6, 2023

China Kink

A forgotten ritual that has been passed down by generations of incompetent retards. The ritual begins by pressing ones left cheek firmly against any mammal and then pulling the right cheek back far enough that if you let go you will clap the mammal into another reality. If the ritual was successfully completed, you'll gain a Holy packet of 2-minute noodles.

Thy must "China Kink" to remain in existence

by PastaRolls July 29, 2019

Rottweilers of China

Panda bears

Those Rottweilers of China are almost as cute as real Rottweilers

by Time Dog February 9, 2019

what brings you to the streets of china town

Something that 2 people say to take the piss out of will

What brings you to the streets of china town

Dogs I can smell them

by Not Ellis or tom June 16, 2018

walk to china

phrase used to indicate a desire for sexual relations

hey nicole, how long do you think it would take to walk to china?

by Sventeen June 21, 2020

china ling

the beyonce of the world. super aggressive to boys. probably doesn't know shit about china and its language, but still calls her self that. True savage. The best out of the whole dictionary

wow that girl is my china ling

by isabela cortez for russia April 7, 2018